the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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