i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I think I sprained my soul last night
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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