Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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