dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Hippo gnu deer
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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