its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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