Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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