We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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