i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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