But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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