Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
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