you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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