i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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