i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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