whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
My dick has a subreddit
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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