Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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