it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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