just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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