areolas are like halos for boobs.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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