Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Randomize
