we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Randomize
