ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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