It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Pants are for mortals
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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