Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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