Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
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