whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I think your dad took our porno
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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