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thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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