32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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