what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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