I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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