I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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