I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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