New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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