How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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