Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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