Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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