Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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