Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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