Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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