I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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