It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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