i jhust puked up my retainher.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
i came on her dog
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I need water and some morals
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