You really coming over, don't trick.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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