Yo dont text me then not text me
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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