Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
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