Hey man sorry I got all grabby
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
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Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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