So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Actions speak louder than pants.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
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