It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
No I am not eating basil off your cock
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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