I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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