Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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