That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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