Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I smell stomach acid.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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