Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
He kissed a someone with a penis
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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