you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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