I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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