I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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