i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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