Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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